Dino hunter deadly shores shut down11/24/2023 ![]() ![]() Oh, and add some science fiction future weapons and computers to that as well. It’s a weird combination, that somehow works. It’s set in a spaghetti western setting, only the cattle, coyotes, and horses are replaced by smilodons, entelodons, and dinosaurs. Okay, this one is really weird, but it has its charm. The second game I played on FB is Dino Storm. Luckily you can also play the game on your pc, but why would I want to do that, when I have tons of other videogames on my computer? I don’t know about you guys, but my thumbs are the size of a hefty kielbasa sausage, so that’s not getting me far at all. Looks pretty neat, right?īut alas, the playability of this game is downright terrible on my mobile phone, given the fact you need to shoot moving dinosaurs with pinpoint accuracy in their vital organs, when aiming with the use of your thumb. You have a good variety of dinosaurs to shoot, the maps look nice, and getting a slow motion camera following your death blowing shot is pretty neat. But the graphics are actually really nice for an app/FB game. It’s simple: shoot dinosaurs, get money, buy new weapons and attachments, rinse and repeat. This game is one of the dozens of “use gun in a stationary position to shoot one, two, or dozens of enemies in front of you” games, that flood the Google Play Store. One that I have played a few times is Dino Hunter: Deadly Shores. That still doesn’t justify it completely, but fuck it. It shows that my dinosaur enthusiasm wins over my pride. Second off all, I only play these games, because they have dinosaurs in them. So, why Facebook games? Well, first of all, I want to say, that it’s mostly the fact that I MUST be signed in with a Facebook account in order to even play these games, and that’s the only reason I sign in. I feel it won’t be long until I will write down hashtags in my posts, make selfies in the bathroom with a duck face, make sepia filtered pictures of my food, and start posting ‘deep’ nonsensical bullshit. Yes I said it, recently I have started playing some games on Facebook. How did I end up here, tapping mindlessly on my mobile phone? Brainwashed, every bit of dignity drained out of my proud heart, succumbing to the power and pressure of the everlasting darkness called Facebook games. ![]()
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